Sean Penn's Boat Sinks ... New Orleans Chaos Continues

In yet another foiled publicity stunt after Iranian "journalist" role - actor and liberal activist Sean Penn attempted to "save" children of New Orleans by bringing 3 personal assistants with him on small boat which almost sank due to hole at its bottom quickly ending this venture - just like Sean Penn's career; nice bulletproof vest Sean, I bet you were expecting flowers from New Orleans population.

Meanwhile 5 armed savages terrorizing the city of New Orleans were shot and killed by police as they tried to attack group of army engineers moving towards one of the damaged bridges in the city, 3 manage to flee the scene - good riddance, no police or engineers were hurt. A day before, unidentified sniper had terrorized group of firefighters trying to battle city's warehouse fires set by vandals.

Elsewhere - one of the Coast Guard rescue helicopters had crashed, fortunately with no casualties - as Army and National Guard had took over the control of rescue and security operations making it ostensibly more efficient, hoping for the best